Suited Cow Businessman: A Humorous Anthropomorphic Portrait

full body anthropomorphic brown and white dairy cow standing upright like a confident businessman, wearing a fitted dark charcoal suit jacket, crisp white dress shirt and loosened black textured tie, hands on hips pose, slightly protruding belly, visible hooves, long tail with pale tuft, small curved horns, expressive realistic cow face, ears spread outward, detailed fur texture and hide markings, humorous surreal character portrait, clean seamless white studio background, centered vertical framing, professional studio photography look, soft even high-key lighting, subtle shadow under feet, ultra realistic, sharp focus, detailed tailoring, natural anatomy blended with human posture